KEMI: onihaxy, please call your brother, time is
going and I need to go back home on time.
ME: ****scrolling through my phone*** I don’t
know what is delaying him since, he is
today and he had to go on time.
KEMI: please call him abeg ***restless***
ME: **dial segun’s number and placed on
loudspeaker****. Hello guy, where are you now?
SEGE: bros I’m sorry, there was a long queue at
the ATM, when there was about 6 people
before me on the queue, the ATM went out of cash
and couldn’t dispense money.
KEMI: haaaaaaaaaaa **oh God***
ME: haaaa, so what are you doing now?
SEGE: I am on my way to zenith back ATM at
hospital road, I should be there in a moment.
KEMI: ***restless, I don’t think I can wait***
ME: segun please hurry up, my love has to
return back home on time.
SEGE: ok bro ****hanged up*****
ME: ***dropped the phone and turned to
kemi****. My love, please wait for few minutes,
he would be here.
KEMI: ooooooh God, I don’t like all this things,
my family must have be looking for me now.
ME: ***pats her on her laps*** I’m so sorry my
love. Please I’m sorry.
KEMI: ok, I will wait for only 20minutes. Go and
get my recharge card for me first.
ME: ***chaii, gbese!!!!!!!!, how I go take escape
this one oooooooo!!!**** ok dear.
KEMI: please hurry up.
ME : ok, let me go out and get it. I picked my phone, went out of the house and
chat with segun.
ME: sege how far? Where you dey?
SEGE: I dey inside the joint wey dey down the
SEGE: wetin your babe dey talk?
ME: she say she go wait for 20 minutes for you
to be back
SEGE: funny. She go wait tire ooo. Just find
means take discharge her for today. She go
come back tomorrow.
ME: who tell you that one?
SEGE: I know her type, she no go wan miss the
ME: hmmmm, I hear. But she dey demand for
SEGE: like how much?
SEGE: e no too much na, afterall you go pay
olosho 800naira per round of sex if you go
ashawo joint . Go buy am give her.
ME: I hear.
I went to the vendor and purchased a 400naira mtn and returned to the room to give her. She
smiled when she received it and I know that
she would be like “since recharge card don
sure, shopping too go sure ni yen oooo”.
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about 17minutes of meaningless gist, she
became uncomfortable again and she began to ask of segun. I picked the phone to call again.
ME: sege, where are you?
SEGE: I dey on queue.
ME: please hurry up, my wife need to return on
SEGE: there are many people infront of me oo, it will take me about 40minutes to be back
ME: ok, just hurry up. **hanged up***
KEMI: I’m not sure I could wait again, I need to
return home before my family began to look
ME: if they are searching for you, they would
have called you on phone
KEMI: I didn’t come with my main line that
ME: huuuuuh, eyah.
KEMI: let me go, we would see tomorrow.
ME: **yinmu***, and I wish you could stay a
KEMI: no I can’t, tell your brother that I can’t
wait. We would see tomorrow.
ME: ok my love.
Kemi stood up from the bed and we both
walked out of the door. I waved at a bikeman
and told him where to drop kemi. I paid the
bikeman and kemi was driven off.
seconds later, I got a whatsapp message on my
phone from segun, ” my guy welldone, you don
dey sharp small small”. I smiled on raised my
head up to the opposite direction and I saw
segun walking towards me.
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