Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

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Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

We went outside together to meet kemi. As
we stepped out of the
door, I saw a young lady standing by a bike-
man at the other
side of the road. I was so disappointed in
what I saw, kemi wasn’t as pretty and adoring as the lady I
have been seeing on
facebook.

Her face looked so rough and full of
spots compared to
the clean and radiating face I have been seeing
on facebook. Is that the babe? “Segun asked me”. I guess so “I
replied”.

I picked my phone to call her she picked. She
saw me at the
other side of the road but she refused to
cross, she was waving her hand to me that I should cross over and
she was pointing at
the bikeman at the same time.

ME: ****whispers**** segun, you sure say this
babe go sure?

SEGE: just calm down and leave everything to me.

Segun and I crossed to the other side of the
road and we walked
closer to kemi.

ME: ***hugs****hi love

KEMI: hi dear.

ME: meet my brother segun I was telling you
about,
******introduced her to segun*****

SEGE: ***hands shake**** its nice meeting you
our wife.

KEMI: ****smiled*****. Onihaxy, Please I don’t want to stay long
outdoor, I sneaked out of the house and I must
return before they
find out that I’m missing.

SEGE: lailai, that cannot be possible. Don’t you
know I have been waiting here for the past 3 days just to meet
you?, I should have
travelled 2 days ago but I decided to wait and
see our wife so as
to give our parents feedback when I reached
home.

ME: yeah, he is right

KEMI: ***smiled**** but you have seen me now.
I don’t want to
stay outdoor for long please

SEGE: ****moved closer to kemi****so you
mean main road reception is the best you can give to your
father in-law. Common
baby, don’t abuse tradition, come in and let’s
know each other
formally. ******held kemi’s hand****
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KEMI: oooooooooh God.

ME: ****silent and watching******

KEMI: but the bikeman is here waiting.

SEGUN: ***moved closer to the bike while kemi
and I were
walking away slowly****** how much is your
money?

BIKEMAN: 200naira
Segun paid the bikeman and the bikeman drove
away. I was
amazed how segun got to know that kemi
hasn’t paid her bike
fare. I guess he observed the situation. Segun catch up with us
and we crossed together.

Segun began to chat
with kemi and
they were flowing nicely. He took charge of the
whole situation
as we entered the room. He entertained kemi, asked her about
her work, school, life generally and kemi was
flowing well. I was
only letting out smiles and interrupting because
segun really
surprised me.

After about 8 minutes of having fun chat with
kemi, segun stood up and pulled his leather box.

SEGE: bros, I’m travelling. Let me give you and
your wife some
privacy

ME: ****laughs*** ok bro. My regards to mummy

KEMI: I will soon be going too.

SEGUN: so soon?. That reminds me. I promised
you a gift. I will
tell bro onihaxy to give you.

KEMI: *****smiled and appreciate*** thanks my inlaw.

SEGUN: ehn ehn bros, what about the money
you want to give
me now?,

ME: I thought you have forgotten

SEGE: forget ke?, lailai.

ME: that’s even good. To make things easier.
Take this ATM.
*****bring out atm card from my wallet and
hand it over to
segun. Withdraw 50k from the account.


SEGE: eeeeeeh bros, everything for me?.

ME: no, my wife and I are going out for
shopping. I will. Only
give you the amount you request for, I want to
use the rest for
shopping.

KEMI: *****smiled and feeling relaxed and comfortable.

SEGE: ****winked at me*****. Bros, that money
won’t be enough
to shop for our wife after deducting mine.
Please go with enough
cash.

ME: hmmmmmmmmm. So you and your wife
want to drain my
account abi?

SEGE: no bros. Just do the needful, first
impression last longer.

KEMI: ****felling more relaxed**** bro segun. Don’t mind your
elder brother jaree. He is too stingy.

ME: hmmmmmm, ok, withdraw 60k then. You
should take 10k
while my wife and I will use the remaining 50k.

SEGE: that’s my lovely brother, let me rush down to the nearest
ATM.

KEMI: ******feeling totally relaxed****. Thanks
jaree uncle
segun. Please be fast, I won’t be staying long.

SEGE: **pats kemi on the shoulder*** I will be right back dear.
Even me, I need to travel earlier.

ME: ok ooooooooo. Husband and wife

KEMI: onihaxy, na jealousy go kill you

SEGE: ***laughs*****. Erhmmm, bros, I dey
come. Segun walked out of the room. On closing the
door, he yelled
from outside. “Bro onihaxy, come and see
something”. I excused
myself from kemi and went outside to meet
segun.

ME: guy u try ooooo. This your small head, na so
so bad thing
full am.

SEGE: sebi I told you to leave every plans to the
event planner
na.

ME: that’s my guy.

SEGE: you no well ni. I don buy time for you. Use
it well and
fucck the girl wella. I no wan hear story ooooo.

ME: so what will happen to the atm card issue
na?. I have only 2,500naira in the account.

SEGE: ******laughs*****, Mr maga, who told you
I want to
withdraw money from the account in the first
place?. Abeg go
fucck wetin you want to Bleep jareeee. I went back inside the room and met my
kemisola fully relaxed
and balanced. I went back into the room, lock the door and
sat on my bed closer
to kemi staring at her appearance, she looked
different from what I
saw on facebook but her b0s0ms and butts
are the same.
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She was putting on a jean trouser with a blue top.

ME: you are looking prettier than the kemi I
saw on facebook

KEMI: I know you are teasing me

ME: I’m so serious baby

KEMI: thanks dear

ME: you are welcome

KEMI: that reminds me, where is my airtime?

ME: *****oloshi, this girl don craze ooo*** I
remembered dear, I
will buy it for you when we are going out

KEMI: that’s why I love you. How much?

ME: maybe 400naira.

KEMI: thanks darling

ME: you are welcome, *** stretched my hand
and placed her palm
on mine**** don’t mind my brother, he is very
funny

KEMI: **grin** indeed, and he is nice

ME: really?, how?

KEMI: instincts.

ME: hmmmmmmmm, so how is everything
with you?, never knew I
would see you so soon ******teasing her palm with my middle
finger.

KEMI: so you think I won’t show up?

ME: not really, just that I thought you were
pulling my legs.

KEMI: I see!! I drew closer to kemi, I held her second hand
with mine, looked
into her eyes for a few seconds and our heads
was getting closer.
Finally, our lips met and we began to kiss. The
kiss was getting deeper as she began to press my head closer. I
began to move my
hand downward to her neck, I tickled her
cleavage and was about
dipping my hands into her b0s0ms when she
resisted me. I felt sad but never gave up, we kissed again and I
made the second
attempt of locating her b0s0m, but this time,
I went through her
under-gown instead of the top, I found her bra
and intended dipping my hands inside it but she resisted
again. ***which kind
witchcraft be this na***.
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I ignored the b0s0m, I moved my hands down
to the abdomen and
tickled the round spot on it and she began to jerk gradually,
****hmmm, every girl has different weak point
ooo.

Bimpe’s own
was her Tip while this one na abdomen*****, I
noticed her that her
mood was getting more passionate, I continued on the abdomen
for more seconds, I noticed some tiny hairs
directly below the
navel and I played with the hairs as I traced it
downward, the
jerking was increasing as she began to let out soft m0ans, she
removed her mouth from mine, pushed her
head upwards and
placed her neck on my lips.

I utilised the
opportunity and kissed
her neck down to her cleavage. This time, I decided to go upward
to the b0s0m again and behold, there was no
resistance. I pushed
up her top, pulled out the b0s0ms from the
bra. Pushed her back
on the bed as I began to manipulate the Tips, the m0an!ng
continued but the tempo never increased.

I can
tell it when a girl
isn’t enjoying a b0s0m sU-Cking so I changed
tactics. I decided to
sU-Ck the entire Tip and choke my mouth with as much flesh as
possible and gently squeezing the second
b0s0m. This time, the
m0ans was increasing in tempo.
I decided to upgrade, I moved the left hand
downwards while still sU-Cking and swapping the Tips. I traced my
hands down to the
navel and I noticed that she jerked again just
like she did the first
time. I traced the tiny hairs beneath the
abdomen and my trace led me straight to the button of her jeans
trouser.

*****chai, which
kind of obstacle is this?, why can’t she wear a
skirt or gown?
*******.

I tried loosing the button and she held me hand and screamed
“stop!!!”.

ME: what is it dear?

KEMI: ****wears her top very well and adjusted
her bra*****. What
are you trying to do?, you want to have sex with me?, on a first
date?.

ME *****silent and nodded sideways****

KEMI: so you invited me here because of sex.

ME: no dear.

KEMI: then let’s stop it. This is our first date, and besides, your
brother should be on his way back.

ME: ********frowned and sad*****

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