Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

8 years ago

Adebimpe The Facebook Girl

…………………8 weeks later.

SEGE: onihaxy, I don dey notice you all these days ooooo

ME: wetin happen? ***raised eyebrow***

SEGE: since that bimpe Dam don comot, you
just dey dull this days.

ME: hmmmmmm

SEGE: this one no be the matter of
“hmmmmmmm”, you sure say
that girl never wash pant inside food for you?,
infact, I dey suspect say she don lace her pusssy with juju.

ME: not really jaree. I just like bimpe and I
keep thinking about
her. I don’t know why sha.

SEGE: **** laughs loudly***
hahahahahahahahaha. My Baddest Maga ever liveth, I know say no be the girl dey
worry you, na her
pusssy, hahahahaha

****pats me on the laps
and kept
laughing****

ME: stop that jaree.

SEGE: hahahahahahaha. Chaii, na so her toto
sweet reach??,
onihaxy talk true, e be like say that girl dey
give you special
deliveries on bed.

ME: “segun je ka serious jaree” I just love this girl sha, I don’t
know why I can’t take her off my mind.

SEGE: guy, tell me say na joke!!

ME: segun, no be joke, I don tell you something
like this before?.

SEGE: ***hissed*** “ode”, instead of you to go for an H.I.V test
abi na AIDS dem dey call am, you are here
mourning about one
Dam.

ME: you won’t understand sha.

SEGE: hahahahahaha, why won’t I understand?, e be like say you
were destined to be her maga for life.

ME: no segun, I always have this feelings that
the judgement we
gave her was too harsh.

SEGE: and so?, “iyen o kan aye men”. That is the minimum
judgement a Dam deserves,

ME: stop it jor.

SEGE: she should thank her stars that it
wasn’t in the period that
I was desperate to have money, I for don take her do rituals.

ME: segun haba!!!.

SEGE: na so now. I no know why you carry
sword-man’s
abandon Kitty-Cat for head like this?, you don
dey craze oo Mr maga.

ME: segun you know what? ****adjusted my
sitting position****,
I keep wondering how she would get back to
port-harcourt
without T.fare as she didn’t have money on her.

SEGE: that one simple now, no be runs girl she
be?, sebi na to
sell her toto give two or three guys for bustop
and make money.

ME: segun!!!!!!!!

SEGE: yes now mr maga, or patapata e, she go
sell her phone to
make money, maybe that’s why her number no
dey go again
sef?.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmm!. Oga oooo.

SEGUN : ogbeni forget matter jaree, I dey go
my house to prepare
for tomorrow’s work.

ME: ok jaree padi e,

SEGUN: mr maga, you no go see me off?

ME: ***frowned*** no dey call me “maga” again jor, I no like am
jare.

SEGE: you dey craze, na certified maga you be.
If not for me,
maybe you for don sell all your properties give
bimpe.

ME: na you sabi. Let me see you off.

SEGE: hahahahahahaha. If you like, kill yourself
ontop one yeye
bimpe ooo, you hear!!!!. Who knows?, maybe
she dey ontop
another d!ck right now rocking cowgirl’s style. Abi no be that
girl?

ME: wetin do am?

SEGE: chaiiii, that girl fit Bleep ontop
transformer ooooo.

ME: ***laughs*** segun, na you sabi, come dey go your house
abeg. I will branch at your place tomorrow
when I’m coming
back from work.

SEGE: no wahala mr maga “hahahahaha”. My
regards to adebimpe oooooo. Hahahahaha.

ME: you no well.
Segun left my house, I sat down on my chair
and began to review
all that happened between me and adebimpe. After segun’s departure, I began to reason and
think of why I still
loved this girl despite all what she did to me,
the more I think of
her, the more I was lost in my thoughts. I
couldn’t figure out what really could prompt such feelings. “Could she
had jazzed me?”
“Maybe segun was right sha!”
“Abi she truly laced her Kitty-Cat?”
“Abi na the waist bead she used?”
“But the judgement was harsh oo” “But she deserved it na”
“But she is pretty and cute oo”
“What if she was flirting secretly?”
“What if I didn’t find out?”.
“Who knows if she might change?”
“Who know if she had cursed me?”
“How did she get to PH sef?”
“Abi she was killed ni?”
“Maybe she is dead at the moment?”
“Her number no dey go again”
“Even her FB has been dormant”
“But I liked that girl oooo” “She is really smart sha”
“It takes only smart girl to play game”

I was lost in thoughts and asking myself all
sort rhetorical
questions and there was no one beside me to
provide answers to it.

I picked my phone to check her profile on my
facebook but I
couldn’t see her on my friend list and search
results. I tried
checking again and the result was still empty. It was then that I
remembered that she had blocked me on the
same day segun sent
her away.

I tried logging in into her account but the
screen was showing “incorrect password”. **chaiii, this girl don
change password
sha*****
I created another facebook account and
searched for her name
from my new account and it was displayed, but the account was
dormant for the past 5 weeks. No new
update, no new uploads.

I dropped the phone and while I was still lost in
my thoughts about
Adebimpe, my phone was ringing, I moved closer to the bed to see
who was calling and I was shocked to see the
name that appeared
on the screen.

Previous Episode Next Episode