Valentine Blues - Season 1 - Episode 9

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Valentine Blues - Season 1 - Episode 9

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Earlier….Clouds and clouds and clouds away…
”Cupid!!!” The thunder rumbles.
Cupid is basking in the dew of the cloud, dancing while his little tush is visible as he rubs his armpit with cloud latter, a make-shift shower cap made of cloud on his head while he whistles to an unknown song… ”Oh, holly..holy-hollyyyyyy Yay!! holly, holly holly..honeyyyyyyy!!” He bellows loudly and continues to whistles.

”Cupid!!!”
”Yes Pops!!” he wipes his eyes, ”I am having a heavenly bath Pops, wadup!”
”What have you done?”
”What do you mean what have I done Pops?” he is shaking his butt and dancing ”Holllyy… holly duck cow honeyyyyyyyyyyy!!!” bellows whistling.
”How dare you question me Cupid!!!”
Thunder and lightening follows. Cupid screams. ”Jesus Mother of God!!!”
”Do not call the Holy mother into this Cupid and my son did nothing. What have you done?”


Cupid grabs his white cloth, and wraps it around his waist covering his genitals, if there is any… who knows, he jumps down from the cloud tub and turns around, looking right, left , up and then down.
”Where are you father?”
”Answer the question”
”But I have done nothing. Well… okay, I must have messed with Angel Micheal, he was being a douche, I mean it was just a tiny bit of Alcohol. It isn’t my fault he went around screaming like a mad man. ”
”You did what?”
Cupid bites his lips ”Er… you weren’t talking about Micheal were you father?”

”No!! But you got him drunk? Have you not being told not to drink nothing in my house other than holy water?”
”Father, holy water is boring. It is like salt and water. Spirit, is… heavenly. I mean you gave Jesus the power to turn water into wine, why can’t we have some in heaven? I mean… it is just red liquid. See it as red water Pops.”
”Don’t be smart with me. ”
”Argh!! You are no fun. Micheal is fine, he is just having a nasty hang over… I hope he didn’t go to earth though, it would be bad to have a drunk angel of battle on the loose”
”Angel Gabriel?” He roars, the cloud vibrates.

”Yes Father!!!” Cupid sees him hovering above.

”Find your brother, and make sure he is soaked with holy communion to purge him from the thirst of the earth”
”Okay Father” Angel Gabriel hovers away, his shadow leaving the clouds.
Cupid watches him sink back into the cloud, he looks around him, chuckling nervously knowing he was in trouble ”Sooooo Pops… I kinda have somewhere to be and-”
”What did you do to those arrows?”
”Nothing!”
”Cupid?”
”Dude!!”
”I AM GOD. DO NOT DUDE ME!!!”

The thunder claps so loudly that Cupid screams again running to hide ”Okay okay… God! You can be so terrifying when you need to be. My goodness… I am nothing but a tiny wee Cupid… have mercy”
”Oh really! Now you are little, no more ‘I am Cupid, but you can call me Love ?”
”A man can feel himself can’t he?”
”Who told you, you are a man?”
Cupid gasps ”That hurts Father… being average and small doesn’t make me less of a man?”

”Average doesn’t cut it. You are just an over-sized baby running around with arrows and a while cloth barely covering your essentials… a man you are not!!!”
”I am heart broken Pops. You are the king of savage.” Cupid touches his heart.
”Oh come off it!! I gave you one simple assignment, to spread love and-”
”Which I did… you can see that it is working” He nods his head.
”Hmm… you mean Lust?” Cupid felt him tap his jaw loudly.
”Lus-” Cupid pauses ”Erm… about that!!”
”You added a formula of lust to your arrow Cupid?”
Cupid sinks into the clouds, he thins his lips as he furrows his brow in mock innocence.. ”Noooooooo! Of course not. I mean… come on Pops!!! why would I do that?”
”Look!!”
He is shaking his head ”Hmm hmm. I do not need to look at any-”
”Look!!!” The voice is thunderous.
”Whoooaaaa!!” suddenly Cupid is dangling from an invisible hand over the earth..”Fine fine… I see… oh D--n!! Guy got moves… oh sweet Jesus… that is some…ohhhhhhhh okay… did he just go deeper than…oh that is a loud…” then he is suddenly lifted higher and twirled around and around and around and around till he felt dazed ”Okay okay okay… I get it okayyyyyyyyyy Pops put me down!!!” He screams.

He lands with a thud on his butt, He groans. He stands up rubbing it, He looks around ”I will tell Mother” He pouts.
”Go right ahead, maybe you can explain to your mother what you did to those pure innocent arrows.”

”I just dipped it in some spices Pops, I mean… the heart of man is filled with desires… they are human after all.”
”I said spread love… not lust”
”I spread love… how am I supposed to know it would be lust-love?”
”Cupid!!”
”Pops!!”
”My eyes will not behold iniquity!!”
”True, that is why I will look at it for you”
The cloud rumbles again and he ends up falling hard on his butt, again, He groans ”Okay okay. Sheesh!! I was kidding ”
”Do I send you Jesus?”
‘No, no… I can handle it. ”


”There is a reason I want to send him to you to show you what we mean by spreading love”

”I can handle it father, I just have to… go back to the lab and do a rewind -”
”This is not about doing a rewind. You were asked to spread love that is pure and undiluted, yet you spiced it up. How do you want to rewind?”
”Well.. not me, I am nothing, but you are God, you can do anything”
”Doesn’t mean I would.”
Cupid sighs…”I kinda suspected you would say that.” He folds his arms and chews his lower lip, pensive.

”Do you see the confusion below Cupid?”
Cupid lays down, takes his binoculars and zooms into the room below ”Well, they are adults, they can talk it out.”
”Cupid!!?”

”Okay, what do you want me to do? Tie them up? They have already tasted the forbidden fruits, not like they can un-taste it unless you snap your fingers and cause them to forget which you wouldn’t do because you do not want to do… so what do I do?”
”It is your mess, you clean it up. Then maybe after this lesson I would show you what it means to spread love… not one soiled by thoughts of the flesh”
”So what do I do? I mean..it is just Se-”