The bridegroom - Season 1 - Episode 46

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The bridegroom - Season 1 - Episode 46

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XANDRA: (????) sir, you are screaming off
my ear buds! You ei ther talk to me like a
human being, or I terminate this phone
call!

I never mentioned it to Deric!!!

MANAGER: Then how the hell did he
know, because he contacted the office
this morning, asking for his wife’s HIV
status. Don’t tell me it was revealed to
him in his dreams!

XANDRA: I am not disputing that! What
I’m saying is that I did not tell him. Simple
and short!

MANAGER: you are there in London with
him! You know about his wife’s HIV
status. You are probably in an adulterous
relationship with him. Hey! Young lady!

Don’t take me for a fool!

I am taking this matter to HR because I
warned you before now!!!!

This is a conduct issue and must be
reported immediately! And I’ll have the
pleasure of reporting It!

XANDRA: just an advice from a young
woman with brains older than you are,
sir! Ensure you get your facts right
before reporting. O therwise, when I am
proved innocent, I shall sue you for every
single thing you are worth!


MANAGER: alright then! See you soon,
miss hot pants!


XANDRA: the hot pants you’ve always
wanted to get into but can’t! Don’t think
we all forget so soon. All these will come
to light soon. I’ve got everything I need
to show that you have o ther motives for
your actions!

MANAGER: cheap blackmail! You think
you can threaten me??? You really think
you can blackmail me into silence? I will
show you that I was born and raised in
Nigeria!

XANDRA: and I’ll show you what it feels
like when a Nigerian and Jamaican blood
come toge ther to form a witty girl and
then raised her in North London! Bye!


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INSPECTOR GENERAL: boys! Stop! Stop
torturing him! Mr Anthony, are you
willing to tell me the truth yet?

ANTHONY: yes????? yes, abeg oga help
me

INSPECTOR GENERAL: how many of you
were involved in the rape and murder??

ANTHONY: oga na five

INSPECTOR GENERAL: good! Where are the
rest? What are their names

ANTHONY: Dike, Olakunle, Hassan and
Danger

INSPECTOR GENERAL: where can we locate
them?

ANTHONY: Dike get shop for Wuse market
near the place when them dey sell rice
for…For the entrance. Him dey sell food
items. Olakunle be mechanic him work
shop dey for main road as you dey enter
market and na him bring Danger and
Hassan. I no know them, sir. I swear.
Please sir i want drink water abeg.

INSPECTOR GENERAL: officer Mike, get him
a bottle of water, please. So why did you
rape and murder her?

ANTHONY: oga, e go be my wedding next
Saturday. One week from now. I just
entered the country from New Delhi
come say make I take my guys clubbing.

As we reach there dey dance and drink,
na so she enter come ask us for drink.

My other guy give am drink she drink
come dey dance with us. I no even look
her side because I love my woman. Na so
she begin dey dance for my front come
dey put her hand inside my pant. I try to
avoid am but she still dey do am. She
come ask me say if I want sex for free. As
I don drink high well well, na him I follow
her go for corner go do am. My friends
follow am go do am too.

So she say she wan go, but she no know
say one of my guys dey outside they
urinate when she call her friend dey tell
am say she don give us HIV. We come
follow am for back with our own car.

When we get to Bush side, we stop am
ask am if she get HIV she say no say she
dey lie. Na so we begin to search her car
come find the HIV medicine inside her
car. Na him we do am. Oga forgive me.

Na beg I dey beg abeg?????


INSPECTOR GENERAL: Good info! When
you young people are advised to have
self control, you feel you are being caged
or stopped from enjoying your young
age. I feel sorry for the young lady you
are engaged to.

And can I ever stress this enough, how
can you jump into bed with a total
stranger with no protection at all. Well,
see what you brought upon yourself?
Boys! Take him in!

ANTHONY: oga na beg I dey beg you
please help me. I no get mama and papa
abeg!! Oga please…


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(Mr Ambrose had morning devotion with
his family, called their hairdresser to
come over and have their hair done.
Including Kate’s. When he made sure
they had everything they’ll be needing
over the weekend, including enough milk
for baby Joshua, he made his way to a
Designers Outlet where he used to take
Chioma for shopping)

STAFF: oh hello sir! Good morning!

MR AMBROSE: morning, my dear.

STAFF: really sorry about what happened
to you. May her soul rest in peace.

MR AMBROSE: amen. Thank you, my dear

STAFF: How can we help you today?

MR AMBROSE: erm, I need help indeed!
You know she used to do these by
herself. I only walk around with her. So, I
am as clueless as it gets.

STAFF: Awwww! I understand

MR AMBROSE: erm, I need you to get me
twelve different dresses, five tops, ermm,
three perfumes, four pair of shoes, one
good wrist watch, a jewellery set ermm,
what else?

STAFF: underwears?

MR AMBROSE : no. Erm, two pairs of sun
glasses and two pairs of skinny jean
trousers. All in size ten and the footwears
in size six. Thank you

STAFF: alright sir. Would you like to come
around with me?

MR AMBROSE: no, I’ll sit at that coffee
shop right there. I trust you to select
something great, seeing you look
fashionable yourself! I’m too old to be
walking about

STAFF: hahaha! Alright sir. I’ll be quick.

MR AMBROSE: Please! Thank you.
( after about 30 minutes, the lady came
back with a selection of the itmes from
different designers and Mr Ambrose
came over to the till)

STAFF: sir, everything has come up to
eight hundred and fifty five thousand
naira.

MR AMBROSE: ? here! (Hands her his debit
card)
(On his way, he also stopped by a flower
shop and got Judith a bunch of beautiful
red roses and some chocolates. When he
got to the door, he pressed the door bell
and waited by the door with the flowers
in his hands. After two minutes Judy
opened the door for him)

JUDITH: wow! See who we have here!
Please come in sir

MR AMBROSE: (handing her the flower
and chocolate) this is for you. And could
you please give me a hand to get some
stuff out of the car, Please?

JUDITH: wow! This is so beautiful! Thank
you! I’ll just drop the flowers inside and
come to the car.
(They both brought all the items into
Judy’s living room and sat down)

MR AMBROSE: what a beautiful and
spacious place you have! And Tatiana
told me you have a small house!

JUDITH: hahahaha! Compared to yours,
this is tiny!

MR AMBROSE: no, it isn’t! This is nice and
modern!

JUDITH: thank you, sir. Please pardon the
food smell. I’ve been cooking. Would you
like a drink?

MR AMBROSE: not yet. Erm, Judy, I got you
these items hoping you would like them.
You know it’s been long since I did
something of this nature, so forgive any
blunders

JUDITH: (sits down in the middle of the
items) oh my God! Oh my God! All these!
(Covers her face and Starts crying)

MR AMBROSE: stop crying, Judy. You
deserve more (Hugs her and holds her to
his chest)

JUDITH: (amidst tears) thank you, so
much, sir! I wasn’t expecting these at all!
Thank you!

MR AMBROSE: sorry, I couldn’t get your
fresh tomatoes. I’ll owe you that.

JUDITH: hehehe! I don’t even remember
it! Please come over to the dinning, I
made some food

MR AMBROSE: now that looks like
something that was made for 10 strong
young men coming from America! I had
wanted to take you somewhere nice for
breakfast. Why did you bo ther!

JUDITH: when you visit me, your first
meal must be cooked by me. The
subsequent ones can be anywhere else I
don’t mind.

MR AMBROSE: her rules! Hehehe. Can we
go out for dinner then?

JUDITH: (shyly) we can?

ROSSY: (smiles, bites her lips and carries
on minding her business)