My Adventures With Jehovah Witness - Season 1 - Episode 8

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My Adventures With Jehovah Witness - Season 1 - Episode 8

We moved down to the first bank and there was queue there…..we had no option than to stay on the line…….it took more than 30mins before it get to my turn….the ATM house was a secluded one…she couldn’t enter with me but she can see all I was doing from beside me…I entered then purposely input wrong pin number three times…..GBAGAUN…THE MACHINE SWALLOWED MY CARD…Ahhh…..what happened, the next person asked……..My card is not coming out, its like the machine has swallowed my card……

The next person suggested to try his own card to confirm if my card was still in there or not…..He withdrew money without hitch……..people started pacifying me……”hey yah….sorry oga, sebi it was a weekend now, you would have go inside and collect your card”…Bros, u just have to come tomorrow for your card…… It was a moment of displeasure……………………..

Debby:Sorry baby……..what do we do now

Me:I don’t even no oooo……I don’t even have more than 50naira we collected from the bikeman again….no way for me to go to work tomorrow…….You don’t even have any money on u either… Ohhh God.

Debby:I don’t have any money oooo….all I have is just 300 naira which wont even take me home sef..

Me:Na wah ooooo…..what will I do now…I don’t even have credit on my fone to call sef

Debby:what kind of silly machine is this sef…

Me:Baby, pls do u have your ATM here……if you can just take like 1k, lemme buy card and call one of my colleague to help me with money….

Debby:I don’t even av much in my account..all I have is 7k and I can only take 6k out of it cos of the 1k minimum balance in my savings account….

Me:Pls lets take the 6k…..I will buy card, call my friend and reimburse you totally….

Debby:Your money will be 20k ooooo

Me:No problem dear…I will give u….am sure I will get money from him We went back to the Machine..people allowed us to use the machine cos of what happened earlier….we withdrew 5k out of the 7k……we bought 500naira card each…..my fone rang immediately I load the card…it was my fried calling…

Me on call: Guy, I just wan call u now…..u dey my house? Thank God… I dey come now abeg…just wait for me, I will be with u in d next 5mins…..

Me:u c how God does things….the person I wanted to call is already at home…so, lets go and meet him at home…

Debby:Ohk baby…. We climbed bike….she was in d middle while I was at the back…I started sending sms on my fone telling my guy not to gime me money no matter how much I beg him….he should also decline of having ATM card as I was coming with a babe…..thank God for network as the message delivered instantly and I deleted it from my fone….. I met my guy in front of my house and introduced Debby to him….we entered my room…it was almost 8pm……..i narrated my ordeal abt where I was coming from to my guy and pleaded for money from him

My guy: Oga….shimgba, I no get……na money carry me come your side now as I need to get some drugs…am not feeling fine at all

Me:But u get ATM now…..make I help u go withdraw

My guy:My ATM card don expire since now……(showing me one tattered atm card)….ever since d tyn expire, I no go collect another one….

Me:Which kind wahala b dis…hw we want take go work tomorrow………..

My guy: No worry, I fit com pick u with my car tomorrow now…

Me:But I need money badly now to settle some things……..so, hw u fit help me

My guy:Except I call folake to raise me some bar..i can drive there and get some dough then come and give u but u go pay me my money tomorrow oooo……

Me:No problem brother…..i know u are always a helper…. My friend called his girlfriend and that one said she was at home…..he dashed out and I wish him best of luck as I will be expecting him in 15mins time………It was already 8:30…..the look on Debby’s face was not it at all as she has been receiving so many calls….she always excuse hersef whenever she want to receive the calls…………………

Me:Baby, pls lets just wait for like 15mins…my friend will soon be back with the money

Debby:Its getting late oooo and I will answer serious query from my dad regarding where have been since morning…..

Me:Pls baby….u will soon get the money……………………

Debby:I just hope he will come within that 15mins

Me:I trust him so much baby……………………..


Debby:Ohk dear