The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow - Season 1 - Episode 54

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The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow - Season 1 - Episode 54

Sacrificial lamb


Varth open the door for them after little intro, them introduce
themselves as prisca and lilian, they sit down for back while me they
front they peep them from the mirrow, we chat till we get to the party
and of course everywhere don full already, come see as speaker they
scatter music, the place full go main road, hmmm this will surely be
the talk of the town tommorow for sure, they use flowers design
everywhere, come see as car park for road, the chief really rich oh,
this one na big boys party, the only fu-Ckup wey they be say them no
call any musician, oh sorry they call our local musician for ogute,
lol the guys they try sha, and of course the dj na the best for that
area, the dj na from Auchi im for come.
Varth go front front go park because everywhere for there don full, we
came out of the car and walk like gentlemen inside the party with
linda and prisca escorting us, we locate a round table and make
ourself comfortable, na there wahala start.
Varth: so ladies what do you care for anything?
Linda: oh yeah, i will take smirnoff.
Prisca: me too.


So varth call the bar man and order for two smirnoff and two gulder,
no be say i send am for the drink oh, but i have to form bad guy for
those ladies oh, so i dare not object or else the ladies will think am
a jew, everywhere they buzzy because of the speaker, tray moving
everywhere, the people wey stand na im many pass, we just sit down for
chair they gist, linda and prisca both of them come from uniben,
wether na truth i nor know so far say them give us kpomo no problem,
and thank God self say no be six girls as stated earlier by varth, he
said he would have drive straight to blue hotel assuming we didnt see
linda and prisca to pick six girls straight and of course Jiji go join
them.


After some minutes the MC took the mic and speak nonsense wey i nor
understand, the party they very bam because i enjoy am no be small, e
come get the time wey linda and prisca stand up begin dance, oh men i
was tempted to join them but i killed the temptation i nor want
disgrace myself, if na ontop them i fit dance but for open floor nah
not me, the party they go on smoothly till e reach pick your luck from
basket, them they carry the basket pass i nor know wetin push me go
carry one, i carry small thing from the basket and i open the paper, i
see number ten, oh boy that means i go sleep for here today becus them
never even start number 1, make una remember say linda and prisca don
join us for gulder oh and na the second bottle them they now, i hope
my money go reach.


After dance and all, they started calling the numbers, they start from
one, when them cal your name you go standup go line up like ant for
front of stage where the chief and her daughter they, omo as i see the
girl fear catch me with the way she dress lilke shrine, like seriously
na graduate they dress like this? No dulling she fine i nor go lie
but the way she dress make me wonder if she be witch or not, though
her father is a chief dosnt mean that she should dress like priestess.

They call number ten i nor want come out but that my mumu friend push
me out, as i come out see as everybody they jubilate as if them know
me, we were ten in number, so they gave us chair to sit in front of
the crowd, na so everybody they look me as if i be ghost, my shyness
come multiply like multiplier for colour codes of resistor, i look
were varth and the girls sit down, i nor fit see them becus crowd too
much.


Ten of us, five girls five boys, fine fine girls and handsome guys (of
course am handsome ask negus), they start to dey call from one, the
number one person na guy and na for him to chose any girl from the
crowd and dance with her for five minutes and him must rock the girl
very well, if him no fit na to pay 1000 naira, oh boy those guys
wicked oh, me wey no come hold one thousand naira wetin i go do if my
own hard? well make we they wait first.


The guy no dull at all becus him rock the girl like rock crowd come
they shout say make him take am easy, the girl come relax for ground
open her leg, the guy bend and begin rock her like say him they fucck
am, the crowd use water pursue them commot for stage and when him dey
go i see him penis rise, lol you go blame am, if na me i go go
continue the rocking for back stage oh.

Them continue the cinema everybody done do finish till e remain one
guy; Mr Ozila.
Of course when them call number ten everybody begin halla, wether them
know me or not i nor know oh, but maybe na shayo wey them drink they
worry them, they ask me to pick one girl, so i walk around and of
course you know who i will pick, i pick prisca and she got up, but the
chief daughter object and came out herself everywhere was quiet as she
walk in majestically, i was confuse.

MC: na guy you know wetin i want make you do, i want make you kiss
each oda into madness, the romace go make una mad and at the end na
only una pant go remain.


I begn smile, kisin chief daughta no easy i nor know say na sacrifice
them want use me do.