The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow - Season 1 - Episode 18

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The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow - Season 1 - Episode 18

I got home and read a little for the exam thoughi dont know the type of question they will set butat least i still scroll through my book and read some past question papers.The following morning after my mummy left to work around 9:30am i dress up and prepare myself to enter evbiamen grammar school, i put on fine jeans trouser and a nice polo shirt, come deck trailers shoe and a nice spec join, i use georgio armani spray myself (them get perfume?), i look myself for mirrow “waoh i think i look good i wish i go fit i go just marry myself lol,.I took my writting materials and enter road, i trek from my house to the school of course i follow her street (justina) but everyhere was quiet, everybody don go farm, ogute people too like farm.I enter the street of the school, i saw some student’s on uniform, some wey know me just they look like wetin this ajebutter boy they find for here, lol no be only ajebutter na ajebread.I enter the school, they get three buildings, all those long long building wey they long like snake, two face each while another one wey they middle face the school road, i enter the first building and i ask one girl i saw where they are writting the exam, she direct me to thenew building say i should enter the third room, ithank her and follow her direction, see as people just sit down for outside they lick mango,oh yeah they have like four mango trees and 2 cashew trees inside the school.Some guys wey know me just they hala meGuy1: “oz how far”Guy2: “ozigberigbe” lol i hate that nameOne guy came to me and askGuy: , wetin you come find for our school?”Me: good morning bro, abeg where them they write the exam.Guy: na the exam you come write?Me:na so oh,.Guy: then why you nor wear uniform?Me: waoh them they wear uniform.Guy: yes na, if you nor wear them nor go let you enter oh.Me: chai abeg you fit borrow me your unform, abeg.Guy: we get class now oh, but if you go give me something i fit skip the class sha.Me: like how much na?Guy: anything 200.Me: chai guy, na buy i wan buy am, abeg i go give you 50 bucks.Guy: Oz, big bros like you, no wahala sha, come make we go back go change.Me: oya lead the way.I followed him to the back of the school and we exchange our dresses, i climb the step of the building and walk to the third class, make una come see people, chai people like free things sha, some people no even sit down self na stand them stand, and one man stay front they advice them, i follow the back door and enter gently and stand with other guys at the back, even men wey don born follow wan write SSCE exam,.INVIGILATOR: This exam is met for the poor, for those who cannot be able to pay their fees due to one reason or the other, we know many of you even you standing at the back (pointing at one bros) you have three children, i wonder why you are here, we know you by face so dontexpect to be incuded even if you write,.The instruction is straight, fill the empty sheet given to you and you must be from owan east, just 20 questions only, please answer correctly,your sheet will be pass to you now.They pass the sheet around, i see the question and i smile.Ques1: who gave the forbidden fruit to adam?Ques2: who defeat goliath?Like seriously, them think say na primary school pupils they here and why religious questions only? i just answer everything and summit e no even take me five minutes and na me be first to finish, imagine some people still they find where them go copy, make una come church una no go gree.I left the hall and look for the boy that gave me his uniform, i saw him under the mango tree.Guy: una don finish?Me: yes thanks alot, make we go that same place abeg.We exchange uniform and of course i gave him the fifty naira and hed home, he said his name is junior (i guess hes reading this story) after idon waka like five minutes on my way close to main road i saw two guys on suit, standing beside a nice car, they look familiar but i dont remember their faces, i walk pass them then i heard “hey you wait”, i look back and saw them walking towards me with haste, then i remember the two guys from the motor accident i pick race like thunderbolt while they pursue me like mad dog.