The Call Girl - Season 1 - Episode 50

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The Call Girl - Season 1 - Episode 50

Alexander is laughing.

”Oh and he is so cute, that body must be greek-godish!” Tinny-b bites her lips ”Second to none. HE turned down sex? Baby, i know we can un-gay him. Fine men like that cannot be gay. We refuse it, we refuse it i kn ow what we going to do baby girl, we are going to tie him up, and shove his rod up our holes and sex him till he becomes straight..my goodness. Why lord why!!”‘ she looks to the heavens, wailing

Alexander is laughing hard holding her tummy ”You are a mad girl Tinny-B i swear to God you are deliriously mad”

Tinny-B looks at her grabbing her hands, ”Let us pray together, he is gay…he is gay…let God un-gay that fine a-s of a brother so he never gets to turn down some pretty a-s such as yours. ohhhhh lord, oh now, my heart!!” she holds her chest dramatically

Alexander is roaring with laughter ”Stop it, you are ruining my makeup, i can’t!! i..i am going to cry” she roars.
”So what else happened?” Tinny-B tugs at her ”Tell me, tell me”
”I did not tell you i offered him sex Tinny-B” Alexander is smiling as she calms down from laughing, but Tinny-B’s face is causing her laughter to rise up again, she holds it down but lets her lips curve into a smile.

”But you said, you offered to make him feel better and i assumed that..” she trails off
”Nope, you thought wrong, i didn’t offer him my body, but…a kiss” she makes a face, Tinny-B stares at her, then her mouth drops to the ground

”But you don’t ever kiss your clients, you never allow them kiss you and then break their jaw with your heels if they ever dare ..there have been cases Alexander, i know so— so…you offered him your lips you don’t ever willingly let another man touch, that’s like your safe ground or your off access area..yes?”

”You are so dramatic Tinny-b” she smiles
”Eh..he refused to kiss you?”
She nods ”Did, at first, then he didn’t refuse anymore, infact he called it service to humanity to teach me a thing or two since i supposedly find it disgusting..”

”So…You kissed him, willingly, kissing say you hate, that it’s disgusting?!!!”’

She subconsciously touches her lips ”It is, it was but…” she trails off.

Tinny-B’s eyes grows big ”Oh my God! Alexander likes the kiss…oh my God!!!”
”It was strange because , eh, i don’t like it, never did and then he goes, let me show you what a proper kiss feel like..”’

”While he was crying?” Tinny-B wanted to clarify

She laughs ”After! i don’t know how we got to there really. One minute he was such a cry baby, and i wanted to protect him ”she held her arms as she would if she were carrying a baby ”..and the next we were talking and then it centered on the kiss and i said it would be eww which i know and he said it is not because i have not being properly kissed and-”

”He kissed you and you liked it?” she cuts her pointing out.

”I..i don’t know. For the first time, i kissed a guy back and it…felt strange, still does”
Tinny-B makes a cry face, she pulls her friend to her and then hugs her, sniffing dramatically ”Oh baby, welcome, i am so proud of you”

”What?” Alexander chuckles ”You have gone mad”

She pulls away to stare at her friend shaking her head ” No, for really Alexander, You are officially not a robot”

”Hey” she nudges her friend
”Really, i thought you don’t have feelings, but you do… you just need the right fire cracker to get you fireworks. i tell you, he gonna awaken all those things within you, i see it now”

”Argh please, it was a stupid kiss” she gets up and looks at the mirror
”That you like” she leaves the bed to stand behind her.

”That… i don’t know that i like per-se ”
”Maybe you guys should kiss again” she grabs a masking tape and then hands it to her, ”For more clarity on your like” she winks

”That is not happening”
”Or maybe….if you guys eventually do the DO-DO, you may like it this time, i mean if he could kiss you and you feel strange, dude imagine if he touches you, sparks will fly”

”Tinny-B, i have been with guys, sparks nor electricity never happens, infact, all i want is that they get their business over with and roll of my body so i can scrub their stench off. i hate it”

Tinny-B smiles ”I still don’t understand how it gets like that with you but see, i believe if you get to be with someone you love or maybe like, it would be different. Every touch, every kiss, every thirst would be like heaven. Oh, when you fall inlove, you would understand that all i say is true”
”Love? There is nothing like that, All we hear about love is fable nonsense. It is not real and people who use them use it just to get things from people who believe nonsense like this”
”Oh poor baby, love will find you, find me and everyone who desires it and trust me, when it does, it would knock you off your feet and you would be happy” she spreads her hands wide and then twirls around and round.

”Fairy-tales are for children…and you know nothing of love” Alexander points to her ”Have you ever been inlove my little fish of a friend.

”Books, movies, the tell you about the real deal..”

She nods ”Exactly my point, fiction, fairly tales ” she looks away and the adjusts her hat.
A knock causes them to turn to the door ”Ma’am, are you ready?”
”Adam, give me a minute’ Alexander says over her shoulders ‘ She goes to her warddrop and then brings out a shirt handing it to Tinny-B.

”Put this on Tinny-B”
”Oh, okay. Jaime’s?” she observes
”Yes, he may have a feat but who cares, and then let down your hair”

She undresses and then wears his shirt . ”Do i look like Alexander now?” she turns from side to side
”Barely, but if he doesn’t see your face he wouldn’t tell.” she turns to the mirror and then stares at her disguise
”okay, ready” she takes some masking tape and then tapes her lips. She stares at the mirror one last time.

Disguised in a black hat, dark coat and gasses, a masking tape for her lips, turtle neck top covering her neck, gloves for her hands and high heeled boots…she sure looked the pat of a bootlegger going for a striptease in a alley..
Well, role play disguise,.Jaime would not suspect. Hopefully.

Tinny-B opens the door for her, smiles at Adam who returns it.

”Where is he?” Tinny–B asks in a whisper
Adam steps closer ”Downstairs, watching Tv, good distraction. It would be wise that we leave now. Car is ready.”

”Okay” she turns to her friend ”Break a leg..” she hugs her , she watches them leave and go downstairs. She waits for ten minutes, when she heard voices downstairs, she opens the door, walks to the staircase, when she see him look up, she turns her back quickly, and then goes back to the room.

Done. Now she waits for news.
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